There were two Mormons walking by, asking me about some Prophet and wanting me to join in their religion, which is Christianity in case some of you are living under a rock. There it is, my opportunity to prove if there is such a being as God or something stupid humans made up. I give away a fake name as well as a fake address to them, so that they can shove books and preach about how awesome "Jebus" is. Well, if the "Savior" is that awesome and omnipotent, he should informed Bert and Ernie (the two Mormons) about my real name and address. If that is true, they should be here anytime. If they don't arrive, then it is proof God or anyone with God-like powers never existed. Therefore, I will wait until they show up.

. . . I doubt they will come. Really, giving in to such an elaborate story is like claiming Chuck Norris can slice the world in two with his roundhouse kick. Religions and cults are something no one should be forced to have. It's best to keep smiling and walk away quickly! There is no need for more brainwashing.